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Gwar
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The Master Has A Butt
Lyricist:David E Brockie, Michael R Derks, Don H Drakulich, Bob Gorman, Hunter P Jackson, Scott A Krahl, Matt Maguire, David Musel, Casey D Orr, Bradley Dunbar Roberts, Danielle Stampe
I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the master's bowels Shat across the Cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengeance, I'm not throwing in the towel
Well, I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back down I'm just a Sunday morning turd coming down Stare into the inky blackness I swear I think you'll find him there With over grown cuticles, and an Asteroid Belt, I said now, sonny
De does not give a damn, well, I'm a real bad mama A real bad man I like to spend a lot of time on the can I had a little something to eat last night It's not alright, the master has a butt
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Well, we fucked up the tablet and the master heard the sound A little birdie told me he's coming back around His hideous wisdom calls for my death There'll be nothing left, except a butt
Daddy, tells me to bend over Whips your buttocks with a strap Bails my ass out of reform school Then he goes and takes a nap
Well I said that I was sorry but I couldn't make you care If I could stop shitting then I'd change my underwear If I can't kill the master then I'll have to get a job I'm a fuckin' slob, the master has a butt
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