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Neil Cicierega( Lemon Demon )
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Ebaum's World Dot Com
Once upon a time, On the Internet there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, They called him Eric Bauman. He was a total asshole And nobody knows why.
He travelled all around On the pulse of each phenomenon, From Something Awful on to Fark With his trusty watermark; He stole and stuck it all upon
It wasn't fair To those from whom he stole, But did he care? No, not one bit. And then he had the nads To sell some ads. What a piece of shit. Oh, Eric.
Eric's quite a slut; Other people's work has made him rich. He hired some male prostitutes. Dressed them up three-piece suits. Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com His faithful team of lawyers Made the Internet his bitch.
'Til Lowtax came along, Punched him in the face and banged his mom. And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, Had his dumb website erased. Well, sadly that's a lie,
But if we all join hands And sing this song, Then our call will reach the sky, And maybe Zeus and Thor Will smite that whore. I think it's worth a try.
Oh, Ebaumsworld is going down. We gotta rise up from the underground And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two 'Bout how stealing simply isn't cool. So right now we're making that our mission, And if the bastard doesn't listen, We'll get sick of being lawful And brand his ass with 'SOMETHING AWFUL.'
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