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Zombie Prom - Original Off-Broadway Cast
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Delilah's Confession
Miss Strict- It was years ago I blush to say how many My mother was horribly upset with me for dating a boy from the wrong side of the tracks but would I listen to her? NO I was a spunky spite-fire much like you, Toffee And on prom night when the other girls ran off to the dance in their white gloves and laquered hair I ran off like a common tramp with this boy this demon
Eddie- I remember it like it was yesterday
All- *gasp*
Miss Strict- That's right! If I couldn't go to the prom with Eddie I wasn't going at all So, I stuck out that night during 'Jack Benny' and met up with Eddie at the USO He just dropped out of his school and joined the Navy that was to be his last night in town So we drove around all night and ended up parking off old highway three between the burma shave signs
All- *indisinct talking*
Miss Strict- I'll never forget it! 5 minutes of sweaty sorted paradise have ruined my life forever!
Boys- 5 minutes!?!
Eddie- I was young, I was very young!
Miss Strict- Eddie was shipping out how could I say no? you see I will always remember the night I missed my senior prom, Toffee, because that was the night my child was conceived!
All- *gasp*
Miss Strict- When my parents learned the truth they had me secreted away to a home for unwed mothers in the wilds of Santa Fe There I sat in abject misery rejected and forelorn then they took my child away from me the minute it was born! I lost everything my boyfriend, my child, and worst of all my innocence!!
Ginger- Oh the shame!
Miss Strict- Thank you, Ginger! My just deserts as you'd expect for shuning the ways of Rules, regulations, and...
All- Respect... ugh
MIss Strict- Don't you see? Nothing good comes from being bad Toffee! It took me years to live my past down, and so help me, I won't let you make the same mistakes! So come on, Corpse Boy! You're a'going bye-bye! You're late for an appoitment in hell and I'm taking you there myself if I have to!
Eddie- I wouldn't do that, if I were you!
Miss Strict- Oh yeah? Why not?
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Eddie- Because tossing Jonny out of here would be you're biggest mistake yet!
Miss Strict- You're mad Flagrante
Eddie- You'd never be able to live with yourself having thrown out YOUR OWN SON!
All- *screams*
Miss Strict- Jonny? My baby? My own rotting flesh and blood? But, but, how did you find this out?
Eddie- I did a little digging I knew from the get-go you were holding out on me about something I could see it in your eyes that you were lying through your teeth And this nose I have for news could smell the story underneth And with Jonny here I only had to look beneth the goo And it suddenly was clear he was the son I never knew.
Jonny- Dad
Eddie- After that it was easy A few well greased palms A couple of soon to be broken promises and I had my proof case closed.
Miss Strict- Oh, Jonny? I supose this changes everthing
Jonny- But, I'm still dead?
Miss Strict- Oh, details, details Maybe I'm the one who needs to change how bout it? Give me another chance, Jonny Maybe I can be the mother you never knew! And hey, hey, what's say We throw you a big fancy funeral? Huh? We'll do it up right!
Jonny- Oh, uh, I don't know.
Miss Strict- Ice cream, any flavor you want!
Jonny- and Cake? Oh, Can I have cake?
Miss Strict- oh, anything for mommy's little corpse! Now how about giving your dear old mother a great big hug?
Miss Strict and Jonny- Ohhhhhhh
Eddie- God, I love my job! mother and son reunited And Daddy makes three?
Miss Strict- what??
Eddie- How bout it, Delilah? One big nuclear family!
Miss Strict- Oh Eddie!
Miss Strict and Eddie- My forbiden love!! *kiss*
All- *aww* Eww
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